Tuesday, January 25, 2005

LETTERS!!!

an article written by Madhu Trehan.
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She writes regularly for "Outlook" and in this she is replying to a
letter by a reader. Both the letters are shown below.
Hi Madhu,
I have read your articles ever since I was a kid and you were at India
Today. You have often come across as a balanced person not prone to
Gandhi nonsense, until now. I live in a White Nation (the US) and have
never felt like a second class citizen. Only a blind and a deaf
>person can compare the pride of a US citizen with the indignity of
being an India.
A US citizen trusts his government, knows his/her death will never go
unpunished, while an Indian solider is there to die. Elite is a bad word
in India because 95% of our country lives in abject poverty.
Next time ask the waiter in Taj who served you the Rs 400 drink, how
much he makes in a month. The Durban who opens the door for you, ask
him how much he makes? I bet his monthly salary will be around your
dinner bill. Shame on you and journalists like you who have failed
India in the past with colored reporting and are doing so now. They
should feel ashamed. Rather than calling Bush names, maybe we should
hang our heads in shame on PM's like Vajpayee who is too old to walk,
too much of a coward to protect his people.
Maybe, just maybe, the day people like us (the English educated hence
smarter) start feeling ashamed enough we will start making changes in
India rather than just exploiting our servants and labor class. It
anguishes me to read this national character articles. A nation that
cannot feed its people (a la Orissa) has no character, a nation whose
children move around naked (Mumbai) has no reason to feel proud, a
nation whose elected reps call religious riots "opposite reaction"
has no future.

Once again, shame on you and all of India. I am ashamed to be an Indian
and shame on you for suggesting anything else.

Chet (Chaitanya)






Madhu Trehan's response was:

Hello Chet,

I will answer your letter point by point. Your name. You can be Chet
or Jet, stay away from the sun, fake an American accent, but you will
never be able to run away from Chaitanya. He will always be there even
though you hate him today.

Gandhi, whom you hold in such contempt, despite all his controversial
behavior, is largely responsible for the fact that there is no white
boot on a part of your anatomy today. You live in a white nation but
you are not white and never will be. You can fool yourself to believe
that you are not treated as a second class citizen. You choose to
forget the Dot Busters, the Sikh who was killed because he looked
foreign, and rampant racism.

How many times a week does you have to explain where you are from and
spend your time EXPLAINING India to Americans? I cringe to think what
you say to them about India. We do not need spokesman such as you.
You will never be able to share a good desi joke with any of your new
friends. If you can't laugh together; you cannot understand each
other. You will always be an alien.

Yes, we are economically poor compared to US but we do not have to
suffer the highest rate of teenage pregnancies, kids coming into schools
and killing students and teachers, the highest rate of suicide among
college students, alienated parents and children, lonely old people
dumped into old age homes, drugs being offered to eight year olds (as
my daughter was when she was in the UN school in New York), serial
marriages and divorces.

The US had a president who was senile and deaf (Reagan), one who turned
out to be a serial sex offender (Clinton), and now you have one who
didn't know the heads of state of major countries and ignored warnings
of a terrorist attack months before it took place.

The US is responsible for massacres in Vietnam, Cambodia, Iraq, Chile
and the list goes on. Only part of the world views America with the
rose-colored glasses you have been brainwashed by the US media to see
through. And, how much does a waiter in Jean George's restaurant in
Trump International Hotel in New York make compared to the price of the
drink he is serving? The labor class is exploited all over the world.

You seem to very upset that I am pointing out we have a national
character to be ashamed of. This very shame is the reason for you to
live in a country where the only religion is to hang out at malls and
accumulate consumer items you don't really need but have been dictated
by advertising to buy to keep the US economy going.
It is not by accident that Americans are flocking to yoga and meditation
classes to buy happiness. You have done well to leave a country you are
ashamed of. Call yourself an American but sooner or later your disguise
and American Halloween costume will frighten you enough to get rid of
it.

I love America's energy and have good friends there. Its a nice place
to be. New York is a center for an enormous outpouring of creativity and
imaginative thinking. Its the home to economic freedom and pure
meritocracy. It is fine to earn your living away from your country until
you dont forget your roots and culture. Every co untry has its
own problems. If you are so far removed from India, ask yourself why
you are so anguished with my article. Chaitanya is raising his head,
Chet is in trouble.

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Friday, January 21, 2005

Conversation into the HOLE!!!

thats always the case with innovation....protests by people who dont want change....its not new.....
-----Original Message-----
From: Coimbatore Nagarasan, Arjun (Cognizant) [mailto:CArjun@chn.cognizant.com]

Incase if u forget there is something called HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION and these BS people don’t understand the wonders of tech and can see only in the opposite way…

If these Siht holes had not put the barricades in the road to CREATION … we would ‘ve done it by now… and everything got stopped long back… some 6 years I guess… no research is being done in human cloning except for alterations in Genes to remove diseases..



So the scientists were forced to stop doing what they were doing… if not … then you know what



"The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."

Arjun.C.N

-----Original Message-----
From: Tyagarajan, Sundaresan (Cognizant) [mailto:Styaga@mns.cognizant.com]

ya.....thanks for reinforcing my point that some day men will create men....what r u doing man....u just said we can already do it.....and now u r saying it will take time.......

-----Original Message-----
From: Coimbatore Nagarasan, Arjun (Cognizant) [mailto:CArjun@chn.cognizant.com]

Dude that’s what…

Remember Ford T100 … and Ford Fusion … perfection keeps increasing its stretch into the black hole as days and years passby… T100 was there some 200 years and not some aeons ago…

If you need a clear explanation… think about Nokia 5110 to Ngage to 9210i Communicator … the transition takes quite a bit of time… but nevertheless the goal is reached!!!

So there will be a day … when you’ll not need sex… sperm n ovum and marriage to have babies with color,hair,eyes of ur choice… right down to the DNA specs!!! Jus wait up!!!

"The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."
Arjun.C.N
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-----Original Message-----
From: Tyagarajan, Sundaresan (Cognizant) [mailto:Styaga@mns.cognizant.com]

ahem...excuse me......cloning hasnt been perfected enough to create men.....of there have been rumours but not tried yet.......and u know what even then they dont create men they aid the process...u need all those eggs and stuff......

-----Original Message-----
From: Coimbatore Nagarasan, Arjun (Cognizant) [mailto:CArjun@chn.cognizant.com]

I know that dud… y do think … I said ‘at the dot’ tag with that…
Ofcourse Man can create Man… now… ever heard of CLONING???

"The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."
Arjun.C.N
RADIOSHACK P4 - Promo
Cognizant Technology Solutions PVT Ltd,
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M - 98840 40204.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Tyagarajan, Sundaresan (Cognizant) [mailto:Styaga@mns.cognizant.com]


Everything is created by man… except for himself at the dot
u never know?......man might create himself too.....

-----Original Message-----
From: Coimbatore Nagarasan, Arjun (Cognizant) [mailto:CArjun@chn.cognizant.com]

Ofcourse I agree perfection is like infinity. But I dint mean ur innovation should reach that apex point of perfection which is never and will never be touched… for example.. first plane barely crossed 100 metres in air… and now… in a day u circle the globe 3 r 4 times using a leer jet… so what I say.. that use ur innovation to attain the maximum that can be attained for your level of Adroitness… 'when we r on the green field,when the sun shines on our faces,we all know we r dead.....but we can always decide how we meet tat end so tat we r remembered as MEN' maximus …. So WHEN YOU DECIDE THE RIGHT WAY TO GET THERE… U NEED BE BOTHERED ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOUR CREATIONS….

Everything is created by man… except for himself at the dot… so why not some positive thinking also???

"The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."
Arjun.C.N
RADIOSHACK P4 - Promo
Cognizant Technology Solutions PVT Ltd,
226,Cathedral Road, Chennai.
M - 98840 40204.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Tyagarajan, Sundaresan (Cognizant) [mailto:Styaga@mns.cognizant.com]

perfection is a myth....humans for long have hidden their laziness to venture into a thing by claiming quests for perfection.....theres no definition of perfection....its a matrix...an illusion....striving for it is a futile attempt....so no innovation can attain perfection.....ok given that u could retort that it can approach perfection....but when perfection is a non existant black hole how can u try to approach it....its like infinity.... a concept we created that cannot be explained by might make our life easier

-----Original Message-----
From: Coimbatore Nagarasan, Arjun (Cognizant) [mailto:CArjun@chn.cognizant.com]

Controversy is spilling out of the jar dude … no place to hold the volumes that are generated everyday… courtesy.. media n connectivity… world is so small now… everyone knows everything…
So the brains u think as rusted are not actually rusted but smoothed and lubricated with high performance lubricants called JOBLESSNESS and FREEDOM OF SPEECH. May your ventures be directed in some way to stop the scum like these. Innovation should go hand in hand with Perfection dude!!!

"The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."
Arjun.C.N
RADIOSHACK P4 - Promo
Cognizant Technology Solutions PVT Ltd,
226,Cathedral Road, Chennai.
M - 98840 40204.
O - 044 52202233

-----Original Message-----
From: Tyagarajan, Sundaresan (Cognizant) [mailto:Styaga@mns.cognizant.com]


death of words is cessation of life but not the dearth of creativity.....u can patent a design but not those teeny weeny components that make it....i'm gonna patent the larger design that my creativity has coined with words and not the words themselves.....apart from infusing a new spirit of innovation and people would transcend into a new realm of right brained thought that germinates into a collective growth of this earth as a whole resulting in the ultimate conquest of man over this ever expanding nothingness called the universe.. my patents would kindle a new controversy for the rusted brains of the homo sapiens......

gasp....i am breathless

-----Original Message-----
From: Coimbatore Nagarasan, Arjun (Cognizant) [mailto:CArjun@chn.cognizant.com]

If words are to be patented … life will cease to exist

"The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."
Arjun.C.N
RADIOSHACK P4 - Promo
Cognizant Technology Solutions PVT Ltd,
226,Cathedral Road, Chennai.
M - 98840 40204.
O - 044 52202233

-----Original Message-----
From: Tyagarajan, Sundaresan (Cognizant) [mailto:Styaga@mns.cognizant.com]

hmmm......ok......but still.....time for patenting my words.......

-----Original Message-----
From: Coimbatore Nagarasan, Arjun (Cognizant) [mailto:CArjun@chn.cognizant.com]

Quest has been there even before you were born buddy!!! So keep urself at bay!!!

"The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."
Arjun.C.N
RADIOSHACK P4 - Promo
Cognizant Technology Solutions PVT Ltd,
226,Cathedral Road, Chennai.
M - 98840 40204.
- 044 52202233

-----Original Message-----
From: Tyagarajan, Sundaresan (Cognizant) [mailto:Styaga@mns.cognizant.com]

thats vaguely similar to my profile......help!! my thoughts r being stolen

-----Original Message-----
From: Coimbatore Nagarasan, Arjun (Cognizant) [mailto:CArjun@chn.cognizant.com]

Thanks … going thro my holistic quest for understanding the purpose of me being a homosapien called ARJUN.C.N in this universe!!!

Found this in one of the sites

"The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."
Arjun.C.N
RADIOSHACK P4 - Promo
Cognizant Technology Solutions PVT Ltd,
226,Cathedral Road, Chennai.
M - 98840 40204.
O - 044 52202233

-----Original Message-----
From: Tyagarajan, Sundaresan (Cognizant) [mailto:Styaga@mns.cognizant.com]


The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong.

----------good 1



-----Original Message-----
From: Coimbatore Nagarasan, Arjun (Cognizant) [mailto:CArjun@chn.cognizant.com]

Yup!!!
"The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."

-----Original Message-----
From: Tyagarajan, Sundaresan (Cognizant) [mailto:Styaga@mns.cognizant.com]

is it there on sat too?

-----Original Message-----
From: Nair, Rahul (Cognizant) [mailto:NRahul4@chn.cognizant.com]

what about saturday??

-----Original Message-----
From: Coimbatore Nagarasan, Arjun (Cognizant)
Sent: Thursday, January 20, 2005 3:51 PM
To: Nair, Rahul (Cognizant)
Cc: Tyagarajan, Sundaresan (Cognizant)
Subject: yo!!!

Yo

There's a rock show tomo in IIT ... are you game for it??? If so... tell I'll ask my guys to book a ticket for u also...

And also tyaga?? I know u have the class n all.. but jus in case!!!



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Monday, January 17, 2005

Coast To Coast!!!

hello people.. WISH U ALL A HAPPY N EVENTFUL 2005!!! The dullest and boring new year eve i've ever had...Spent the whole night in the train... was talkng on the phone until i could.Man .. it was really hard to kill time... then finally slept off...

The morning was beautiful ushering in the first day of the year.We were on the West Coast Express going to cannanore for a marriage.Pretty bad trip as only 3 people could turn up and the rest had given so many good reasons.Guess this condition will never improve with our class.Okidoci... getting back... the God's Own Country was super cool and the view from the compartment's footstep's were absolutely smashing.

Bala and satheesh were getting some heat thro the coffee drinks n also thro the tobacco cylinders.I was jus admiring the nature and it was disheartening to see the new concrete half-built bridges all around the place.These kerala people have a kinship towards these railroad junctions i suppose... every ten min's there would be a junction.But considering the amount of traffic on the road it was ok... Man ... if it had been chennai... u'll never reach from adyar to spencer's in 2 hours.The train then stopped at Calicut and i was dying out of HUNGER!!But all v could was some PALAMPORI and Chaaya!!!... I would never take the dosa's from a train that too from kerala.Have a nice experience with that.They make these dosas with COCONUT OIL!!! man all i could think of when i smell that is HAIR!!!

We finally arrived in KANNUR RS.It was a great disappointment for us.The climate was no better than
Chennai.Infact it was hot n humid than chennai.I was expecting a cold winter at this time of the
year.Anyways... we went out of the station and found out that the prodigal ENGINEER of Kannur has not
arrived to take us home.I was informed that we would be staying in a beach resort... and i knew where that place was ... but we were not sure whether to check in there or not.The mobiles work a bit well in Kannur.. and finally got jazz on line... and his next q was ... WHAT?? U HAVE COME TO KANNUR ??? Then we left satheesh to guard the precious gift n bags and went in search of an ATM.. we had to walk a KM to find an ATM.. damn... the SBI ATM shelled out two 500 notes for 1000... GOD's Own Country doesnt have anything in HUNDREDS i suppose...

Then after a long wait for almost an hour ... again a call from Jazz.. Then finally we had to catch an auto and goto his place.We could 've done that earlier so that i could have done somethnig about my rumble in the STOMACH...When we reached his place... i was astonished to c him... i mean i saw hiim only last week... but 4 days... n he had lost some 4 r 5 kilos...We were praising him for the amount of work he would've done for the wedding...The auto ride was too smooth and reached soon..It took only 20 rs for a distance similar from Satyam till Mylapore... CAN U BELIEVE???It would 've cost some 50 r 60 in Chennai...

We finally got settled after the formalities in jazz's room.After a small freshen-up session we were
ready to hit the table.. My stomach was already growling... Man... food... kerala cuisine... my
favorite... We had Rice Pudding's and Fish Curry... i gobbled up some 10 r 12 puddings with some 7 r 8 fishes...Then slept till 330... By the time other two guests had come from INFOSYS... and we were jus sitting and talking...

The marriage function had started by then.. They have a strange marriage formalities... First the formal talks happen between both the families and a date is finalised.Then the wedding takes place for 3 days.On the first day the girl is asked for her acceptance from the Mosque and also to the boy... Then the next day,the registrar from the mosque comes for the formal sign up and formalities at the girls place and then completes the routine at the boy's house also.... Then that night two seperate receptions are held... one at the boy's house and one at the girls house... We were at the reception in the girls house.We went in wished Jazz's sister and presented the gift,took some snaps and left...

Then on the third day, the ladies from the boy's house visit the girl's house and viceversa... and so
many other rituals.. man... i'm getting tired... One of the main events in this marriage is that everyone should go and c the girl's room in the house.The best thing is the girl stays at her mom's
place itself and the boy leaves his home and comes and stays with the girl's family..forever. Completely opposite to the way we do.. strange but nice.So the girl's family decorates the girl's room with all kinda goodies.. before the groom comes home... On the third day,finally the groom comes over to the house.That's when they both meet up.Till then bride n the groom never meet each her.Thats the best part of this marriage!!!man ... i'm tired of typing this whole thing... actually i left out quite a few details from this.... PLEASE SPARE ME!!!

By the time these functions were going on, we slipped away to go for some snapshots of kannur.. first we went to the baby beach... and then the light house... then came back just in time to hav the dinner... Man...all that u can find under the category VEG in the area was Raitha and pickles!!!I was just wondering wat'll happen if some vegetarian had come here!!!Food was super good... i filled up myself till throat level all the time i was there in kannur...That night was wild... We went to our rooms.. in Golden Regency.Then all of Jazz's friends had come and then we had a wild time.Four BACARDI's and Tender coconut water n sprite... man i was getting sick of it... but wanted to taste more ... then i was tempted to take in too much ... and did more than what i expected... finally went to sleep around 2.The next day... the hotel room was looking like a TSUNAMI hit coastal town!!!no place keep the foot down... all filled with u know what!! then we moved to another room.being the only Engineer there and the only software professional, Jazz has some high level ... man i mean it... really high level contacts and influence.We then took bath and waited till one of his friends came and picked us up... just in time for lunch.again the same story... then a nice sleep after getting back to the hotel...

Then came the interesting part.Already Kannur was hot n sultry.To make matters worst ... the power went off... So after ten mins of sweating like a pig in the room... i decided to get out... I dressed up and came n got the auto to the St.Angelo's Fort. This fort is supposed to be built by Tipu Sultan n stands intact till date.It also has a long underground tunnel running about 80kms to another fort on the coast.I've been here a lot of times but this was my trip alone here.I decided not to go inside the fort and finally went to the harbour where a stretch of Artificial road goes into the sea for half a kilometer jus to offer a view of the Violent Arabian Sea.

That night after 'Au Revoir'ing to all out there in that rustic n sweet coastal town in God's Own
Country...we boarded the bus to Coimbatore.Man i was there at my home jus a week back and i hated going back so soon.But had no choice.So started out... but this time Hutch Roaming had found a decent partner network Escotel... which kept me busy for a while n then i went to sleep.The bus was cruising at top speed and we had reached Cbe an hour earlier than the scheduled time.We finally reached home n crashed in the bed.

The following afternoon we were in PSGTECH ... our alma mater... and bala did the most astonishing thin when we passed it in the bus to get down in the next bus stop.He prayed looknig at it .. and man.. he was serious about that!!! what a grateful look dudes.. u people shud 've seen that!!!He was ruling the place n heart a year ago!!! I mean the hearts of a lot of girls... and i was jus thinking... what if they see him now.. with that gripping muscles and the Anniyan Haircut!!!And the whole day i was patrolling all the roads in the college.Met some of the juniors and then a couple of my friends... My sis... and she was pestering me about anu and then finally she was successful in taking anu's no from my mobile... man... good thing i told anu abt this.. cos i know my sis better...We were getting ready when the mobile blarred around 8.For a moment i thought it was Anu.. and my sis had done something...But it was Ranjith from RMG .. and i
had been alloted into a project.. so soon... damn... I was happy that my boredom wil come to an end and also woprried that i have to travel to Cathedral Road office this time... SOMEBODY SAVE ME!!!

Nothing much went on till that night... finally packed up everything and left CBE... 3rd time in a
row... that weekend... swearing i wont caome again for 2 more months... i boarded the train and reached office, anxious to meet my new team.

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